Life Regrets, Nos. 90-99

November 6, 2011

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Here are some random musings on things that have led me to where I am today. You may find them amusing. Or not. At any rate …

No. 99: All things considered, I would probably not have gone to see the David Duchovny sci-fi comedy Evolution the night Tropical Allison hit Houston. Or any other time, really.

No 98: That Grand Slam I had at the Denny’s near the trolley stop in San Diego. ‘Nuff said.

No. 97: Most of 1995.

No. 96: Reading Madame Bovary. Then again, it was assigned.

No. 95: AutoTune. Actually, I can’t take credit for that one.

No. 94: Last night’s dream, in which a prominent feature was Rick Perry’s hair.

No. 93: That time I … eh, never mind. I’ll just keep that one to myself.

No. 92: That other time, when I … on second thought, that was pretty cool.

No. 91: That year in high school when I only wore cowboy boots. I mean, that was the only footwear I wore. You know what I mean.

No. 90: Tomorrow. I can just feel it.

NOTE:  These life regrets have previously appeared on my Facebook page. If you feel cheated, go ahead and ask for your money back.

Copyright © 2011 Ken Fountain. All rights reserved.

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I'm a journalist and writer in Houston, Texas. My areas of specialty include law and courts, local government and industry and environmental issues. You can follow me on Twitter at @twitter.com/kenfountain and email me at kenfountain1 (at) gmail (dot) com.

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