Here are some random musings on things that have led me to where I am today. You may find them amusing. Or not. At any rate …
No. 99: All things considered, I would probably not have gone to see the David Duchovny sci-fi comedy Evolution the night Tropical Allison hit Houston. Or any other time, really.
No 98: That Grand Slam I had at the Denny’s near the trolley stop in San Diego. ‘Nuff said.
No. 97: Most of 1995.
No. 96: Reading Madame Bovary. Then again, it was assigned.
No. 95: AutoTune. Actually, I can’t take credit for that one.
No. 94: Last night’s dream, in which a prominent feature was Rick Perry’s hair.
No. 93: That time I … eh, never mind. I’ll just keep that one to myself.
No. 92: That other time, when I … on second thought, that was pretty cool.
No. 91: That year in high school when I only wore cowboy boots. I mean, that was the only footwear I wore. You know what I mean.
No. 90: Tomorrow. I can just feel it.
NOTE: These life regrets have previously appeared on my Facebook page. If you feel cheated, go ahead and ask for your money back.
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